Mashed Boobies

[kevinsalt]

Tonight I had a good one. I had a super cool table of 20 somethings. They were a four-top that was pounding Darn's (Outback's signature drink). I thought that it would be funny to make their mashed potatos look like boobies. When they got their food they noticed that they shape was funny. They didn't see a bust though. One of the girls that was a little bit buzzed said, "They look like a heart... a heart shaped BOX." Many of you will not get the meaning behind that. Those of you that do should be ashamed of yourself. She realized what she said and turned bright red.

Later they left a good cash tip on a credit card sale. Instead of writing zero on the tip line they all left me little notes. One said something like "don't smoke when huffing gas", and of course the one Christian in the group left me a "God blesses you". All and all not a bad table.

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Kevin's Thoughts

           I wonder if Snickers got its name because
            that's what it does when it points out to
           3 Musketeers that they don't have any nuts.